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Light Side Last Updated: Sep 16, 2008 - 11:14:05 AM


Anerica the Beautiful
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Sep 16, 2008 - 10:38:29 AM

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Hey Dude, So I get this chick in the back seat, see,,,,,,,,

She's seventeen years old, a high school senior like me,,,,,,,

But she's THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER , for chrissake,,,,,,

And I knock her up,,,,,, And tonight,,,,,,ya ready?,,,,,,,,

Ten thousand Americans, with 'family values', are gonna stand and cheer me
when I'm introduced to a political convention,,,,,,,,,

With the old man's arm around my shoulder-------

And the next president of the united states ,(maybe), takin' his hat off to me---

Now, is this the greatest country in the world, or what?

Woody Allen,,,,you can't write things like this---

Source:Ocnus.net 2008

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