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Light Side Last Updated: Aug 21, 2008 - 12:12:53 PM


Olympic Golds
By Anonymous 21/8/08
Aug 21, 2008 - 12:11:44 PM

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1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.  I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:  "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:  "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst:  "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer:  "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst:  "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.  In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:  "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC  president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator:  "Julian Dicks is everywhere.  It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator:  "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses  them...  Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Source:Ocnus.net 2008

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