Ocnus.Net
News Before It's News
About us | Ocnus? |

Front Page 
 
 Africa
 
 Analyses
 
 Business
 
 Dark Side
 
 Defence & Arms
 
 Dysfunctions
 
 Editorial
 
 International
 
 Labour
 
 Light Side
 
 Research
Search

Light Side Last Updated: May 25, 2019 - 11:35:49 AM


Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump’s Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclear Codes
By Andy Borowitz, New Yorker May 23, 2019
May 24, 2019 - 1:55:24 PM

Email this article
 Printer friendly page

The House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, took advantage of Donald Trump’s storming out of an Oval Office meeting on Wednesday to hide the nuclear codes, Pelosi has confirmed.

Moments after Trump threw a tantrum and abruptly left his own office, the quick-thinking Pelosi turned to Senator Charles Schumer, who was also present for the meeting, and said, “Chuck, we’ve got to find those nuclear codes and hide them.”

Pelosi and Schumer ransacked the Oval Office for the codes until Pelosi finally located them in a desk drawer under a pile of empty Quarter Pounder containers from McDonald’s.

Speaking to reporters on Thursday, the House Speaker refused to divulge her hiding place for the codes, but addressed widespread speculation that she had hidden them in a book.

“Believe me, that was my first thought,” she said. “But I checked the whole office, and there were no books.”


Source:Ocnus.net 2019

Top of Page

Light Side
Latest Headlines
The weird lie Donald Trump has repeated more than 80 times
Jair Bolsonaro: 'Poop every other day' to protect the environment
Ukraine Sets Its Sights on the Arctic: A Viable Prospect, or Wishful Thinking?
Jacob Rees-Mogg spells out banned words to staff
Confusion as Swiss air force flies over the wrong festival
Trump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives Of Deployed Soldiers
President Trump’s Revolutionary War quiz
China’s Tibet Problem: The Contentious History
Could the US ‘economic plan’ for Middle East peace work?
'Candy bomber' joins tens of thousands on base for 70th anniversary of Berlin Airlift’s end