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Light Side Last Updated: Apr 8, 2020 - 12:37:37 PM


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British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read
Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

Apr 8, 2020 - 12:36:33 PM

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National Incompetence Stockpiles at Full Capacity
The National Incompetence Stockpiles, the federal reserves of inanity and ineptitude to be drawn upon in times of crisis, are at “full capacity,” the Government Accountability Office announced on Saturday.

Apr 6, 2020 - 11:53:47 AM

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Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device
Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face

Mar 30, 2020 - 1:14:33 PM

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Da Kine Pidgin, Bruddahs

I was responding the other day to some posts in Krio and pidgin. I was asked how I knew pidgin. I explained that pidgin is an important world language spoken across the globe. They should be proud to know it. We speak pidgin in Hawaii; and indeed all across the South Pacific. We use local words as extras just as Nigerian pidgin and Krio uses indigenous languages as fillers. I remember my shock when I first arrived in Nigeria at the old airport in Lagos. As I was walking to the arrivals hall I was met by a small boy who asked me, in pidgin, if he could assist me with getting my luggage. I was taken aback in shock. I wondered how a black Hawaiian pikin had made his way to Africa. Then I heard others speaking and I knew that he must be Nigerian. To explain, here is a part of the first chapter of the Bible in Hawaiian pidgin so that the similarities with other pidgins are clear.


Mar 7, 2020 - 2:28:23 PM

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L'Enfer Congolais
Un homme est mort et est allé en enfer. Alors qu'il y était, il remarqua qu'il y avait un enfer différent pour chaque pays. Il a décidé qu'il choisirait le moins douloureux pour passer son éternité. 

Feb 16, 2020 - 4:09:31 PM

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